Chapter 12: Revenge of the Baby

Sorry ya'll for taking so long.
It's been super slow. ]:
But, this is gonna be the last chapter of the tale of Cutish and the Lightning Baby. OOO;
Yes, yes, I know you're all drowning in tears at the loss of the Lightning Baby, but FEAR NOT.
A new story is fast approaching! Yay!

(With the puffin help and the title, thanks, Maya! :3)

Rizzo full of bruises and two black eyes with feathers floating onto the ship's deck gradually was knocked out with squiggly lines streaming from his unconscious head. Lotty sat on his fat pidgeony body making Rizzo go 'oof' despite him being unconscious. Lotty began beaming and the frightening change of personality immediately disappeared from sight.
Cutish had her jaw dropped as far as it would go as she stared at Lotty and at Rizzo, and back again.
Did Lotty seriously just kick that bird's ass in less than ten seconds flat? How on earth......?
"Ah forget it," she thought.
"She is a lightning baby after all...whatever that is..."
"Ah, good job there, Lotty! That's my lovely pirate crew mate!" praised John.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Daneyyyyyyyyyyyy!" belted Lotty at John.
"Now what?" Cutish asked in a blunt tone at John.
"Well, it's obvious, ain't it not, Miss Cutish?"
"No..."
"OFF TO THE HORIZOOOOOOOOOOOON!" screamed Lotty as she glomped Cutish.
Cutish screamed as she fell backwards onto the ship's deck.
Lotty purred and started bouncing up and down making Cutish's bones creak loudly.
"Ow! Ow! Owwww! Stoppit stoppit stoppit!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay!"
"Thar she blooooows, Lotty! Go sic 'em!"
Lotty bounded up and stood at attention and saluted Sir John.
"Yessir!" she belted as she jumped off the ship and sat on a nearby puffin and began flying around zooming past everyone's heads.

Chapter 11 bloody sea pidgeon!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh braaaaaaaiiiiins *zombie*
*ded* *hack* *cough* *AHEM*

"................................... Okay I wasn't myself back there when I said I'd tag along, I think I'll be leaving now, you guys have fun-" Cutish began to say after observing Rizzo the "sea ninja", when she was suddenly knocked off her feet and landed right on her ass.
"I got ye Rizzo!!!!!!!! Ye bloody sea pidgeon ninja!!!! This shall be ye final battle, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!"
John rushed at Rizzo at full speed, unsheathing his swordfish and racing at Rizzo in a blind fury. His attempts to slay the sea ninja were useless however, the only way to fight fairly with a ninja, is to be a ninja yourself.

Several hours had passed, Cutish now up and watching the fight while rubbing her sore ass, and Lotty sitting beside her, arms and legs crossed, becoming more and more frustrated as the fight was getting nowhere. Her cheeks completely puffed out as she frowned, her entire body soon shaking from the boredom getting to her, until she finally forced herself up and pulled from her pocket a katana.

Within seconds, Rizzo was defeated by Lotty, he was down on his stubby bird knees, wings held up in a praying position, and tears streaming down as he begged for his life. Lotty, holding her threatening position for a while until Rizzo was nearly out of tears, broke the silence with an uplifting giggle and a wide smile spread across her face as she glomped the seagull.

Cutish stood with her mouth agape, Lotty had such a fierce expression, it was entirely out of character, it was as though she were a completely different person. Her title of "lightning baby" wasn't far from being true either, that fight was over within a flash, in fact, Cutish was pretty certain she heard a crackle along with a bright flash the minute Lotty drew her katana.

John, panting and down on all fours, was completely amazed. He was at a loss for words for what seemed ages, until he finally began to let out a deep laugh, soon enough he was on his back rolling around laughing, tears of joy trickling down his face.

"AHHHHHHH HAHAHA Lotty, ye be one heck of a girl!!!! Ye defeated me arch nemesis within mere seconds!!! Aye I be glad ye joined my crew, I'd be stiff as a lifeless board by now if it weren't for ye!"

Lotty, still smothering the seagull, looked at John smiling,

"Aw shucks Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaney!"

Chapter 10: Bird Droppings

Yo, wsup, guys?
SOOOOOO SORRY that it's been a while.
Danika is moving so...Yeah.
And this is not Lotty's post.
This actually is our first guest appearance with a chapter!
Meet Andrew Greminger. [:
Note, he thought that this chapter really wasn't his best work...so don't judge, aiite?
He's one of the most random people I know. :D
Enjoy.
And I'll add onto this next I get a chance which should be soon.
Thanks for keeping up, we love ya'll! <3


Once Lotty was able to calm herself down (and trust me, that takes a while) she ran full force toward John’s pirate ship. Cutish and John proceeded to sprint after in a feeble attempt to keep up with her inconceivable amount of hyperish energy. The good thing was though, if they fell too far behind, Lotty would have to run back to them every so often to make sure she was running in the correct direction of John’s ship. After a good 7 minutes of running, the trio arrived at their destination. John smiled widely and proclaimed,
“So mateys , this here be my ship. The great muskrat of the ocean, The Flying Elephant!”
Danny’s ship stood a good three stories tall and had an 800,000 horsepower V60 engine. The ship very obviously had seen its share of violence and pirate-iness, for it had various scratches and a rather large hole in the front that seemed to be filled with a whale. (Also, let the record show, it looked nothing like an elephant)
Lotty squinted hard, stuck her tongue out, and tilted her head slightly to the side.
“BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT… MR DANEY-JOHN PIRATE MAN SIR!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A PIRATE SHIP??”
“Aye, lassie”
“SOOOOOOooooooooooo… uhm……… WHY DID YOU CALL IT AN ELEPHANT??
“The Flying Elephant be the ships name..”
“OKIE DOKIE!!!”
Cutish blinked rapidly at Lotty’s response and then promptly remembered who she was dealing with and shrugged it off. John led Lotty and Cutish aboard the Flying Elephant.
“All right you two, buckle yourselves in over there and then it’s off fer adventures!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ADVENTUREEEEE!!! WEEEEEEEEE” Squealed Lotty.
“woo…..” chimed in Cutish in a feeble attempt to show enthusiasm.
John started the boat, and the three were off to the high seas.
“Okay, listen up you two!” called John “If either of you two scallywags see any sea-ninjas, you be sure to holler. Otherwise we all be dead men…….. and uhh… Women”
“SEA NINJASSSSSSSSS!!! SEA NINJASSSSSSSSSESESES!! I SEE THEM MR. DANEY!!! I SEEEEEES THEM!!!!” screamed Lotty. Cutish looked up toward what Lotty was screaming at. Cutish shook her head and said,
“No……Lotty………those are what we call seaGULLS, not sea-ninjas…. What the fuck is a sea-..” John interrupted, “AHHH SEA-NINJAS!! THEY BE UPPON US! EVERYONE BATTLE STATIONS, THEY BE TRICKY SON OF A BITCHES!!!”
“Okay Seriously..”, said Cuttish “they’re just seagulls!”
“Maybe to the untrained eye, miss… But to those who know better.. there disguise wont fool… They be sea-ninjas alright.. and from the looks of it, they be some of the most dangerous ones around”
One of the seagull(ninjas) landed on the ship. It eyed the three keenly. This seagull seemed different that the rest. It was red and its eyes shown a wicked blue and didn’t seem to ever focus completely, giving the impression that one pupil was always far larger than the other. John took a step back a whispered,
“ARGH.. It is as I feared… Rizzo is among us”