Argentinean moocow

There was once a legend that spoke of legendary things of great legend. This legendary tale began with a legendary cow that did legendary things. This legendary cow came from a legendary land of many legends. Legends, of legend.

The great legendary Argentinean moocow would seem at first to be your average, ordinary, every day kind of cow, but it's owner, Q-chan, knew it's secret, it's legendary secret. A secret that is only known in this legend. This legend which is about to be told, this very minute, this very second, this very millisecond, this very nanosecond, this very pi to the fourth second... this very legendary second.

Q-chan was working the fields when a man with a cow approached her, offering her the cow for a reasonably low price. However, Q-chan had no need for the cow, she had plenty already and there was no room for a new one. The man persisted, saying that this was no ordinary cow, this cow brings much luck and fortune, and legend. Eventually agreeing, Q-chan took the cow from the man and walked it to the fields wondering what she'll do with such a cow. She looked at it, inspected it, stared at it, poked it, and no matter what she did, it acted like an ordinary cow just grazing along. She shrugged and figured she'd give it a week to see if any actual luck or fortune comes her way.

Later on that day her friend Lotty-chan came over for some salt, and had noticed the extra cow in the fields, so she began to question Q-chan. After everything was explained Lotty-chan nodded her head rather slowly and left as soon as she received her salt.

Q-chan, noticing the "you're stupid for believing him" look as Lotty-chan left, sighed deeply and looked out the window at the cow. She couldn't put her finger on it but there must be some truth behind what the man said, something seemed off about the cow, but what?

Chapter 12: Revenge of the Baby

Sorry ya'll for taking so long.
It's been super slow. ]:
But, this is gonna be the last chapter of the tale of Cutish and the Lightning Baby. OOO;
Yes, yes, I know you're all drowning in tears at the loss of the Lightning Baby, but FEAR NOT.
A new story is fast approaching! Yay!

(With the puffin help and the title, thanks, Maya! :3)

Rizzo full of bruises and two black eyes with feathers floating onto the ship's deck gradually was knocked out with squiggly lines streaming from his unconscious head. Lotty sat on his fat pidgeony body making Rizzo go 'oof' despite him being unconscious. Lotty began beaming and the frightening change of personality immediately disappeared from sight.
Cutish had her jaw dropped as far as it would go as she stared at Lotty and at Rizzo, and back again.
Did Lotty seriously just kick that bird's ass in less than ten seconds flat? How on earth......?
"Ah forget it," she thought.
"She is a lightning baby after all...whatever that is..."
"Ah, good job there, Lotty! That's my lovely pirate crew mate!" praised John.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Daneyyyyyyyyyyyy!" belted Lotty at John.
"Now what?" Cutish asked in a blunt tone at John.
"Well, it's obvious, ain't it not, Miss Cutish?"
"No..."
"OFF TO THE HORIZOOOOOOOOOOOON!" screamed Lotty as she glomped Cutish.
Cutish screamed as she fell backwards onto the ship's deck.
Lotty purred and started bouncing up and down making Cutish's bones creak loudly.
"Ow! Ow! Owwww! Stoppit stoppit stoppit!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay!"
"Thar she blooooows, Lotty! Go sic 'em!"
Lotty bounded up and stood at attention and saluted Sir John.
"Yessir!" she belted as she jumped off the ship and sat on a nearby puffin and began flying around zooming past everyone's heads.

Chapter 11 bloody sea pidgeon!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh braaaaaaaiiiiins *zombie*
*ded* *hack* *cough* *AHEM*

"................................... Okay I wasn't myself back there when I said I'd tag along, I think I'll be leaving now, you guys have fun-" Cutish began to say after observing Rizzo the "sea ninja", when she was suddenly knocked off her feet and landed right on her ass.
"I got ye Rizzo!!!!!!!! Ye bloody sea pidgeon ninja!!!! This shall be ye final battle, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!"
John rushed at Rizzo at full speed, unsheathing his swordfish and racing at Rizzo in a blind fury. His attempts to slay the sea ninja were useless however, the only way to fight fairly with a ninja, is to be a ninja yourself.

Several hours had passed, Cutish now up and watching the fight while rubbing her sore ass, and Lotty sitting beside her, arms and legs crossed, becoming more and more frustrated as the fight was getting nowhere. Her cheeks completely puffed out as she frowned, her entire body soon shaking from the boredom getting to her, until she finally forced herself up and pulled from her pocket a katana.

Within seconds, Rizzo was defeated by Lotty, he was down on his stubby bird knees, wings held up in a praying position, and tears streaming down as he begged for his life. Lotty, holding her threatening position for a while until Rizzo was nearly out of tears, broke the silence with an uplifting giggle and a wide smile spread across her face as she glomped the seagull.

Cutish stood with her mouth agape, Lotty had such a fierce expression, it was entirely out of character, it was as though she were a completely different person. Her title of "lightning baby" wasn't far from being true either, that fight was over within a flash, in fact, Cutish was pretty certain she heard a crackle along with a bright flash the minute Lotty drew her katana.

John, panting and down on all fours, was completely amazed. He was at a loss for words for what seemed ages, until he finally began to let out a deep laugh, soon enough he was on his back rolling around laughing, tears of joy trickling down his face.

"AHHHHHHH HAHAHA Lotty, ye be one heck of a girl!!!! Ye defeated me arch nemesis within mere seconds!!! Aye I be glad ye joined my crew, I'd be stiff as a lifeless board by now if it weren't for ye!"

Lotty, still smothering the seagull, looked at John smiling,

"Aw shucks Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaney!"

Chapter 10: Bird Droppings

Yo, wsup, guys?
SOOOOOO SORRY that it's been a while.
Danika is moving so...Yeah.
And this is not Lotty's post.
This actually is our first guest appearance with a chapter!
Meet Andrew Greminger. [:
Note, he thought that this chapter really wasn't his best work...so don't judge, aiite?
He's one of the most random people I know. :D
Enjoy.
And I'll add onto this next I get a chance which should be soon.
Thanks for keeping up, we love ya'll! <3


Once Lotty was able to calm herself down (and trust me, that takes a while) she ran full force toward John’s pirate ship. Cutish and John proceeded to sprint after in a feeble attempt to keep up with her inconceivable amount of hyperish energy. The good thing was though, if they fell too far behind, Lotty would have to run back to them every so often to make sure she was running in the correct direction of John’s ship. After a good 7 minutes of running, the trio arrived at their destination. John smiled widely and proclaimed,
“So mateys , this here be my ship. The great muskrat of the ocean, The Flying Elephant!”
Danny’s ship stood a good three stories tall and had an 800,000 horsepower V60 engine. The ship very obviously had seen its share of violence and pirate-iness, for it had various scratches and a rather large hole in the front that seemed to be filled with a whale. (Also, let the record show, it looked nothing like an elephant)
Lotty squinted hard, stuck her tongue out, and tilted her head slightly to the side.
“BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT… MR DANEY-JOHN PIRATE MAN SIR!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A PIRATE SHIP??”
“Aye, lassie”
“SOOOOOOooooooooooo… uhm……… WHY DID YOU CALL IT AN ELEPHANT??
“The Flying Elephant be the ships name..”
“OKIE DOKIE!!!”
Cutish blinked rapidly at Lotty’s response and then promptly remembered who she was dealing with and shrugged it off. John led Lotty and Cutish aboard the Flying Elephant.
“All right you two, buckle yourselves in over there and then it’s off fer adventures!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ADVENTUREEEEE!!! WEEEEEEEEE” Squealed Lotty.
“woo…..” chimed in Cutish in a feeble attempt to show enthusiasm.
John started the boat, and the three were off to the high seas.
“Okay, listen up you two!” called John “If either of you two scallywags see any sea-ninjas, you be sure to holler. Otherwise we all be dead men…….. and uhh… Women”
“SEA NINJASSSSSSSSS!!! SEA NINJASSSSSSSSSESESES!! I SEE THEM MR. DANEY!!! I SEEEEEES THEM!!!!” screamed Lotty. Cutish looked up toward what Lotty was screaming at. Cutish shook her head and said,
“No……Lotty………those are what we call seaGULLS, not sea-ninjas…. What the fuck is a sea-..” John interrupted, “AHHH SEA-NINJAS!! THEY BE UPPON US! EVERYONE BATTLE STATIONS, THEY BE TRICKY SON OF A BITCHES!!!”
“Okay Seriously..”, said Cuttish “they’re just seagulls!”
“Maybe to the untrained eye, miss… But to those who know better.. there disguise wont fool… They be sea-ninjas alright.. and from the looks of it, they be some of the most dangerous ones around”
One of the seagull(ninjas) landed on the ship. It eyed the three keenly. This seagull seemed different that the rest. It was red and its eyes shown a wicked blue and didn’t seem to ever focus completely, giving the impression that one pupil was always far larger than the other. John took a step back a whispered,
“ARGH.. It is as I feared… Rizzo is among us”

Chapter 9: Group Picture

Sorry for the delay there, guys!
Life gets hectic at times.
We FINALLY know what Cutish looks like. Yay!
Soon, you'll get to know what Pirate Man looks like despite the elaborate description. ;]

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!" Lotty began yelping as she jumped up and down and around in a circle, then suddenly sat down, hugging her knees staring up at the pirate with an eyepatch and a monocle.
The pirate smiled at the energetic girl and held out his hand towards Cutish.
"Would you like to sit, as well?"
Cutish was still highly suspicious of this mysterious man. Any friend of Lotty had to be a freak, in her opinion. She stared at him, ignoring his hand purposely and leaned against the wall and crossed her arms.
"I'm waiting."
"Well, first, let me introduce myself. My name is John Thomas Mack Bogard Danish Doe. You may call me Sir John or John if it suits you, miss Cutish. Your friend, the lightning baby told me your name."
"I'm NOT the lightning baby's friend," Cutish interrupted angrily.
"Isn't Cuteeeeeeesh such a great actress?! Daneyyyyyyyy. She should go to law school!"
"....Theatric school, you idiot."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah! That!"
"Well, regardless, it is a pleasure to meet you. And I dare say, it is a perfectly fitting name for such a beautiful young lady, Miss Cutish. Where was I? Ah. Yes, that is my name. I have already told Lotty my story while I assume you were inside the house. It includes a great deal of adventure, indeed! I found myself fighting pirates left and right! Ah, my colleagues sure are scallywags, they are. Ah, dearest me. They do mean well, of course. Despite their horrendous smell. It's even dangerous to go down below the deck because of....yes, well, I don't want to go into specifics in front of a lady. Even though Lotty was dying for every detail, weren't you Lotty?"
"YES! Gruesome, gory, garish greatness it was! Fun, fun, fun!"
"You know what's even more fun? Explosions! Oh, yes, there are plenty of fully-stocked barrels of gun powder on the fleet. Yessiree. But, we can't forget the time we had an octopus infestation. That was not pleasant at all. The good thing about that infestation, however, was we had plenty to eat for a good month. Octopus is quite good, actually. The sucker's suction cups are especially fun to chew on. Then every now and then, we'll come to port. Hit up the bars, the night clubs, have a bit of dancing gone and done, my peers do find it fun. Even though I do say they can be...nevermind. But, yes, now I am on leave from my crew. I actually have my own personal ship at port. Then I asked Lotty if she would join me. I do say it should be interesting. What do you say, Lotty?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Cutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish. Let's do it! Woo! Doggy! You wanna go on a PIIIIIIIRATE ship? Huh? Huhhh?" Lotty picked up the dog and nuzzled his nose happily. The dog barked and was put on Lotty's head.
"That's a YEP! in doggy languaaaaaaaaaaage, Daney."
"Daney?"
"Daney's your name now!"
John looked to Cutish for a possible answer or reassurance, Cutish in reply stared at him and said "Danish, probably. Lotty, his name is John. Not Daney. I think you came up with that from Danish. Right? Well, call him John okay?"
"BUT I DUNT WANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Lotty began to whine and tears were flooding her eyes and began streaming down her face. The trails of tears were beginning to get the dog's paws wet and her white tank was sticking to her skin.
"Okay....Okay! Fine."
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! You hear that Mr. Pirate, sir? We're going to shippy ship!"
"What? No!"
"You said 'Okay.....Okay! Fine.' So let's go! Adventure tiiiiiime! Yippeee!" Lotty began bouncing around in circles while the dog tried his best to hang on while he barked as if calling for help from the two bystanders.
"Well, Miss Cutish, that is true."
Cutish immediately glared at Sir John and sighed.
"What choice do I have? That crazy girl has turned my world upside-down. I might as well go along for the ride."
"GROUP HUUUUUUUUUUG!" Lotty pounced on Cutish's back. Due to the shock, Cutish lost balance and ran into John who in turn stumbled onto the ground with Cutish, Lotty, and the dog on top of him.
"Picture, picture, picture!" Lotty exclaimed excitedly as she pulled out a polaroid camera from out of Cutish's pants pocket and took a picture of them all in disarray and Lotty was the only one who posed with a funny face purposely.
Cutish, still trying to figure out where she had a camera on her felt exasperated and simply groaned and let her head drop onto John's shoulder.
"Yay! Picture looks great! Good job, you guuuuuuys! Lotty's so happy! Now let's go to the shippy shiiiiiiiip, Daney-John!"
All of them couldn't help but stare at Lotty's amazingly wide grin and they all ended up bursting out laughing.

Chapter 8 YARRRRRRRR

Cutish threw herself on the couch, her anger boiling deep inside her. It wasn't long however before this rage began to settle and soon disappear. Dracula was still on after all, look at those pearly white sharp teeth, how dreamy! Anyone could get lost watching such an amazing film. Despite this, something was still bothering her, she felt something deep, very deep, maybe in the heart, or maybe her gut, maybe both. Deciding to discover what this new found feeling was, she lay down on the couch holding onto a pillow, staring blankly at the tv screen as the gears in her head turned.

Meanwhile Lotty was still observing the stars, captured by their glistening light until a shadowy figure passed by and made the bushes rustle. This sound startled her a lot, despite the snoring dog right beside her, so she jumped up and began to look around with her eyes wide open. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, except for maybe a cat's cry in the distance, to which Lotty replied with a very loud "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWRRRRRR" before falling back to look at the stars again.

This second star gazing session was soon interrupted, this time by a man's voice.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar ye be the lightning baby from earlier, aye?"

Lotty sat up in a flash, looked closely at the man standing before her, and squealed like a very, very, very happy little girl, waking the dog in the process. 

"AYE AYE!!! I be that lightning baby!!!! What manner of business do ye have with me mister piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate?????"

The man smiled and sat down to tell her a very long story, which of course Lotty could not register for the life of her, though a few words caught her attention, such as: adventure, pirates, scallywags, danger, explosions, octopus, night clubs, dancing, fun, apples, seagulls, ships, booze, discos, parrots, rainbows, big white fluffy clouds that looked like bunnies, flowers, skipping, singing and the best sentence ever "Would ye join me crew?" 

Before Lotty gave a reply however, the door behind her opened and a troubled Cutish stood there, almost completely hollow. Several minutes passed before her eyes widened after seeing this "pirate man" and she quickly slammed the door. Lotty pounced up and began excitedly banging on the door until a hand reached out from inside and pulled her in. 

"DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE!!!???? IT'S MISTER PIRATE!!!! We saw him earlier on you know!!! He seems like a very nice man, he even invited me to join his crew!!! OMG we should totally go!!!!! We can do stuff like saaaaaaaailing, eaaaaaaaating, driiiiiiiiiiinkiiiiiiiing, siiiiiiiiiingiiiiing, daaaaaaaanciiiiiiiiiiiiing, sleeeeeeee-"

"NO WAY IN HELL!!!!! That guy obviously escaped from some mental institution!!!!! We should just lock the door and all the windows, then call the police!!!"

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Don't call the PO-leeeeeeeeeese!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!!!! You should hear his story!!! It's 100% true!!!!! I prooooomise!!!!"

Cutish, unwilling to continue arguing, nothing will get Lotty to listen anyways, sat down on a nearby chair and stared at Lotty with a concerned look on her face, before letting out a huge sigh and resting her head in her hand with a frown.

"OH YEAH!!! Why'd you let me back iiiiin? Hmmmmm? Didn't you want me to look at the pretty shiny sparkly glisteny bright stars aaaaaaaaaaaall night? And that carpet ride was awesome!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! The cool air felt really good after that toooooo. That was so nice of choooooo!!!!!! You're so awesome, you deserve a glomp!!!!!"

"What!!!??? What are you going on about now woman???? Arrrrrrrgh whatever........ I let you back in because..... because....... it's supposed to get....um, a TON more chilly tonight, like, freeeeeezing, so I decided letting you sleep over for one night wouldn't hurt...... and that glomp isn't necessary, please don't feel the need to give me one, please"

"That's no way to taaaaaaaaalk, GLOMP TIIIIME!!!!!!"

Before Cutish could get away, Lotty quickly pounced upon her and squeezed with what seemed like a death grip to Cutish. Close to passing out, Lotty let go and let out a cry.

"DOGGEH!!!! I FORGOT DOGGEH!!!!!!"

Flinging the door open, Lotty found the dog sitting beside the crazy pirate man on the first door step, wagging it's tail due to attention being given. Cutish cautiously approached the pirate, phone in hand, ready to call the police in case and studyied his appearance. He sported an eyepatch, classic... but something was odd, this man had class you see, he had a monocle for his one good eye, gentlemanly, ain't it? She grunted and demanded his story.

"Well you see....."

here's Cutish XD

Chapter 7: Static Electricity

Lotty grabbed the plate while still staring at the television intently with Gary Oldman as Dracula flashing his teeth with his blue tinted glasses.
Without looking, Lotty purposefully shook the plate. The Jell-O wiggled tremendously.
She then looked at the Jell-O and made a very high pitched, giddy, girly scream. Cutish's mother appeared very shocked at the sudden noise, but couldn't help but smile at Lotty's undeniably happy face as she looked at the heart shaped strawberry Jell-O.
"D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Look Cutiiiiiiiish. Looky! Looky! Doggy! Looky! Cutish's Mommy! Looky! It's a heart! The Jell-O loves us so much it turned itself into a heart! Ahahahahaha! Yaaaaaaaay! Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart," she began chanting in a cute manner.
Cutish stared at her mother and gave a look that asked why she did that, as if she expected her mother to realize what Lotty would do. But, her mother replied back in her face that she should act politely and returned to give a pleasant hospitable look as she smiled at Lotty.
"Well, it isn't magic, dear. It was the container you picked, remember?" she reminded sweetly.
Lotty drew her face extremely close to the Jell-O, so close that her nose touched it and caused the Jell-O to wiggle once more.
"OH YEAH!!!!!!!! No, wait....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I chose that for Cutish! You know why? Guess why. Come oooooooooooooon. Guess, guess, guess! Okay, fine. I'll tell you. But, shhhhh, it's a secret. No, wait, it's not. Guess why. You don't want to? Because!! Cutish is my bestest buddeh in the worldz! Yay! We da bestest buddehz evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! C'mere Doggeh. Join the group hug! You too, Cutish's awesomest mommy!!!!!" she gleefully explained as she grabbed Cutish, the dog, and Cutish's mom all into a group hug.
The mother was standing before Lotty grabbed her, so she was pulled atop the couch into Lotty's arms.
She hesitantly laughed and managed to get back up leaving Cutish and the dog still partially suffocating in Lotty's deathly grasp of love.
"Okay, dear. I think you can let go now..."
"OKAY! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"What? What?"
"Da Jell-O!!!!" Lotty screamed as she stared at the empty plate.
Remnants of the Jell-O had gotten all over Lotty's and Cutish's shirt and on the dog's face.
"Ahahaha. I guess it's just a new way of eating Jell-O, huh, Cutish? I'LL RACE YA! ONE, TWO, THREE, GOOOO!" Lotty yelled as she began nibbling on the Jell-O on Cutish's shirt. The dog stared at Lotty, then at Cutish, shrugged and began licking the Jell-O off of his own face.
Cutish simply sat there motionless for a few seconds, her mind attempting to register what on earth had just happened.
Catching a glimpse of Lotty eating the Jell-O on her, she tensed up.
"Lotty...," Cutish said with attempted restraint in anger.
"Mmmmmmphhh....nummy nummy....mmmm....Jell......-O.....Oh, yeah, Cutish? Nummmyyyyy.....nmmmmm...."
"I'm going to ask you once and only once. Get off."
"But....the Jell-O! Nmmmmmmmm!"
"That's it! That's it! I've had it!"
Cutish got up off of the couch, leaving Lotty to land face first into the cushion.
Cutish then grabbed Lotty's pacifier necklace and began dragging her to the door.
Lotty was too occupied by licking the rest of the Jell-O off of her own shirt as her body was leaving a trail in the carpet. Cutish opened the door, and struggled to get her out of the door, not because Lotty was resisting, but she felt extremely heavy.
"Get....ugh...Get....out.....Gah!" She exasperated as she finally got Lotty to sit facing the door, with her legs still stretched out.
Cutish, having no more concern slammed the door against her legs and feet.
"Owowowowowowowowowowow. Cuuuuutiiiiiish," Lotty whined as she grabbed her toes in a sitting butterfly position.
"Oooooh, look perty staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars!" Lotty pointed at the sky and leaned backwards and now had her back lying against the staircase.
"Forgot this too," Cutish said angrily as she opened the door quickly, threw the dog on top of Lotty, and slammed it once more.
"DOGGY! Lookit. Staaaaaaaaaaaars. Yes, staaaaaaaaaaaars. See? See?" Lotty asked, as the dog rolled his eyes, but looked up at the night sky anyway.

As Cutish walked back down the hallway to the couch, she couldn't help but notice the trail of Jell-O, traces of Lotty's body being dragged against the carpet, and one of Lotty's rainbow toe socks that must have fallen off as she dragged her. She slowly picked up the sock, stared at it for a second, and then went and plopped down on the couch with a huge sigh.
Cutish's mother had an unexplainable face. She was full of amazement, shame, and pity.
"Cutish, what was that? You kicked your friend out. No, you DRAGGED her out. What kind of person does that? She did not mean any harm. I hope you realize that. Honestly, is that how I have raised you? To overreact like that? Rude, callous, and now a mistress of misunderstandings and unwillingness to understand? I can't believe this. If it weren't for your desire to kick her out again if I bring her back in, I would bring her back in and console her, just as she needs to be. I hope you appreciate what you have done and think about it properly, young lady!" She concluded as she stormed off into the rest of the house.
Cutish glared at the corner of her eye and crossed her arms.
"Bitch. You don't understand shit. She's the one who has no idea what kind of shit I've gone through in the past how many hours since that idiot has come down from the heavens. And what the FUCK is a lightning baby?! Pfft. She's definitely not coming back into this house tonight or any night for that matter," Cutish began ranting and mumbling to herself.

Lotty and the dog still were staring at the stars while lying on the staircase and the landing. "Looky! I'int that pertyyyyy, Doggy? Yeah......You know, Doggy? I think Cutish is super awesome. What? Why you grunting like that? Don't look at me like that, Doggy. SHE IS! I mean...my legs feel all fuzzy now cuz of that magic carpet ride. And she brought us out here to cool off. I mean, my skin was all tingly and hot. She's so nice! I would've never have thought of that. And she's letting us look at the stars! And we have a nice bed on her front porch! See? And her mom. O M G her mom. She made us Jell-O! And and....we watched Dracula! I've never seen that before. Or anything like it. She...I feel so alive now. Even though I've only been alive here for one day. I can't wait for tomorrow. Day numero two, Doggy! I can't wait. Can you? Doggy?" Lotty looked away from the sky and glanced at the dog.
He had fallen asleep and was already twitching in a dream.
Lotty began to whisper, "Aw. G'niiiight, Doggy. I luuuuuuuuuuuffles choo," she said sweetly as she kissed his nose and fell asleep with him on her torso.
She then poked one eye open, stole a swig of Jell-O off of the dog's fur with her finger, ate it, and then went back to try to fall asleep.

Chapter 6 Grass flavored JELLO

OMNOMNOM cookies are a sometimes snaaaaaack TT_TT

HI GUYS LISTEN UP, we got the word CHAPTER plus a NUMBER in our titles now, yay order! XD

 

Just then Cutish's cellphone began to buzz, she answered it and heard a rather frantic voice on the other end. 

"WHERE ARE YOU!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!???? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!!!" Cutish's mother roared.

She glanced at her watch after hanging up and saw that it was in fact very late, 9 pm in fact, hell, even the street lights were on and the stars were out shining bright, who'd have thought? Cutish let out a sigh of relief as Lotty was still bouncing, turned around and began her trip back home, excitement building up now that she can finally ditch Lotty. There's no way her mother would let such a freak of a kid in the house, you see?

"WHO WAS THAAAAAAAT????? WHERE YOU GOOOOIN????? Are we gonna play more hide-n-go seek!? YAY!!!! First, can we get jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell-o? HEY Jello makes me think of J-Lo!!! She's pretty, I wonder if she tastes like Jello though....... if she were jello, what flavor would she be???? What flavor would I be?????"

"Some kind of sour lemon jello.... because you'd look so innocent, people might guess you were banana flavored but then BAM they'll regret they took a bite...."

"WOW YOU'RE SO AWESOME!!!!! I think your flavor would beeeeeeeeee............... hmmmmmmmmm........ strawberry!!!! Because EVERYONE loves strawberry!"

Cutish blushed a little after Lotty's sweet statement, she refused to let her see it though, instead she shook her head and picked up the pace.

"And Doggy would taste like..... grass!!!! Hahahahahahaha Doggies love grass right? Yes chu doooooooooo!" Lotty continued as she nuzzled the dog again.

Time passed by as the group trekked on until Cutish finally arrived home, without a single word she stepped inside and shut the door in Lotty's face. Unfazed by this, Lotty rang the doorbell and patiently waited for the door to reopen. She stood there for a few minutes, rang the doorbell again, waited, rang it yet again, waited, rang and so on until the door flung open with a furious Cutish staring at her.

"GO AWAY!!!" Cutish screamed then slammed it yet again in Lotty's face.

"...." 

*ding-dong*

This time however, Lotty was not greeted by Cutish, it was a much older woman, she wore a very puzzled look on her face and stared at Lotty for a moment, then opened her mouth to speak.

"Who might you be deary?"

"My name is Lotty ma'am, I'm a lightning baby!!! I just met Cutish for the first time today too, we're the bestest of best buds for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!!"

"Ah I see, well shouldn't you be heading home? Your parents must be very worried!" 

"Oh I don't have a home ma'am!"

Shocked by this reply, Cutish's mother rushed Lotty in and bustled to set up a mattress in Cutish's room. Lotty, still holding on to the dog beamed at a horrified Cutish, who hastily ran into the bathroom and stared at a razor for what seemed ages. With a deep sigh Cutish returned and sat on the couch in the living room, soon joined by Lotty. Several minutes passed until Cutish's mother returned from making the bed and asked Lotty if she was hungry. An excited Lotty bounced off the couch and exclaimed "JELLO!!!!!!!!"

Amazed by the amount of energy pouring out of Lotty, Cutish's mother moved to the kitchen and searched the pantry for a Jello box. One was left, strawberry too, and she had Lotty come in to choose the container to make it in. Lotty returned to the couch afterwards and grabbed the dog, squeezing it tight before setting it up as a pillow to lean on. Cutish, slowly but surely inching away from Lotty, turned on the TV and began browsing the channels, leaving it on one that was playing the movie 'Bram Stoker's Dracula.'

Completely absorbed, not a single movement was made by anyone except by Cutish's mother who came out with a plate. On it, was Jello in the shape of a large heart.

Art Intermission

Okay, Q and I were discussing that she needed to present what Cutish looked like already in this story.
Especially since Lightning Babeh/Lotty was already established.
So, Sody drew a nice readaptation:
Basically, I noted that Q was acting like a child would...saying only "I wanna draw. I wanna draw Q-chan!" While I was being like a parent and listing the options in the argument.



Just staring at my drawn boobs made me laugh so hard I got a tear.
xDD
May I also note that Sody had a super hard time drawing my boobs.
LOL. <3

Chapter 5: Bouncy Boppity Boo

Yo, kids. I hope ya'll are enjoying the story thus far.
Do I seriously need to remind you guys that the format for blogspot is that you read from BOTTOM UP?
I guess I do...since a good number of people have gotten confused. Then I say that. Then it makes sense.
Er...I guess it's only natural for us to read from Up-bottom, but c'mon. If it doesn't make sense....
And this is Chapter 4!

"...a pirate's life for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lotty finished the song with great volume and elongation that seemed to make the ground shake.
Due to the extreme motions, the dog began to vibrate out of his hiding spot from behind a tree. Upon seeing him, Lotty squeaked, "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEE!" and ran after him.
The dog seeing her come towards him with arms wide open perked up his ears, bugged his eyes, and began to bolt the same direction Cutish went.
"NONONONONONONONONONO! Come back, doggeh!"
Lotty stopped in place for a second and watched him run after Cutish. Her face saddened and tears outlined her eyes.
"Oh, wait...I got thiiiiiiiiiiis. Noooooo problemo," she said as she pulled a pogo stick out of her back pocket.
Lotty got on and slowly started to hop; as she gained momentum, her bounces grew higher and higher.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OFF WE GOOOO!....Oh, Doggy, you fell behiiiiind!" she said looking down and behind her.
She turned around and once she hit the ground, she grabbed the dog, put him on her head and began bouncing once more after Cutish.
The dog rolled his eyes and wrapped his paws around her neck, steadily growing used to this weird kid.
As they bounced together, the speed they were going caused great forces of wind against them, so much so that both of them had water coming out of their eyes.
When a few of Lotty's tears fell off of her face, it kept whacking the dog's face.
The first couple of times, the dog was taken by surprise and yelped.
Lotty looked back at him and laughed, completely oblivious to her tears hitting him.
As the tears kept hitting him, the dog looked very upset and began to softly growl.
Cutish once again finished running and was now at a decent pace down the road. She kept on looking around on the lookout for Lotty and the mysterious man.
She thought that she kept hearing a noise, but everytime she looked back, there was nothing there. Cutish kept shrugging it off, but she had this gut feeling that it had SOMETHING to do with that nutty kid.
Lo and behold, Lotty and the dog came bounding on a pogo stick and bounced in place right in front of her.
There, Lotty was beaming while still bouncing on the pogo stick, the dog still holding on with great difficulty.
"Tee hee! I like this hide-n-go seek game you came up with, Cutish!! It's so much fun. And Doggy here seems to be enjoying it too, right Doggy?"
The dog snorted in reply.
Cutish kept staring at the misfit child and raised her eyebrow.
"I see you found the dog again. Unfortunate for him though. Where the hell'd you get that pogo stick...?"
"Uhm..............................I'm not exactly sure. But, it's been incredibly useful to catch up to you! Or else I'd have legs of steel! Not of nummy Jell-O!"
"Wait, what? No, don't answer that."
"I love Jell-O. Do you love Jell-O? Does Doggy love Jell-O? I love Jell-O. Yes, I do. Jell-O, Jell-O, Jell-O, Jell-O. Jell-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-O. Nummy nummy J-E-L-L-O-O-O! Jell-O!"
"...Come on, stupid. Let's go then," Cutish replied in a low tone as she shook her head.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! We're off to see the Jell-O Wizard! The wonderful wizard creator of Jell-OOOOO! Da bum ba da da duh dum da da dum da dum dee da dum!" Lotty sang quite loudly as she began bouncing with the dog once more down the road a safe distance in front of Cutish.

Chapter 4: Yo Ho

About to give up on life, Cutish let out a very deep sigh and got up to walk sorrowfully down the street without a destination. However, the dark cloud that was slowly growing inside her mind was halted as a peculiar person stepped out onto the side walk several feet away. Cutish glanced at this man for a second, let out another deep sigh and was about to cross the street so that she may stay as far away from him as possible when Lotty accidentally tripped and fell into her.

Cutish was quick to bellow a "GODDAMMIT WOMAN!!!" as she fell flat on her face, and a Lotty followed landing on her ass.

"OOOOOOOOOOOooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow"

*deep breath* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow"

*deep breath* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowow-" Lotty repeated as tears began to form and stream down her face, gripping onto the dog who was surely more uncomfortable than Lotty now, squirming to get free.

"What the hell, you know I'm the one who should be crying, dammit go away and leave me alone!!! This is cruddy as hell protection if you ask me, I'm no fan of irony either!"

Cutish was preparing herself to spout more insults when she noticed a movement from the corner of her eye, and took in a deep breath instead for what was coming. But as soon as it came, it had already passed, the man she saw walked by whistling a merry tune, taking no notice of what just happened. Cutish stared at him as he became more and more distant, letting out the breath she had taken in. She was glad that he didn't stop to help, and began pulling herself up. Lotty still oooooowing while drowning the dog in her tears opened her eyes slightly and looked in the direction the man was traveling. Suddenly she let out a squeak, dropped the dog, and pounced onto Cutish's back.

"AFTER HIM!!!!! FULL THROTTLE!!! SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GOOOO!!!!! ANDALE ANDALE!!! ummmmmmmm......please?"

"No"

"But!!!"

"No"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"But-"

"NO"

"..."

"GET OFF OF MY BACK!!!!!"

Lotty gladly hopped off, her arms were longing for the dog anyways, though it was long gone from their current position. She began to look around for it, pausing a moment to glance at the man who was now just a tiny dot in the distance. She got a huge smirk on her face and began to chant a song while skipping around Cutish.

"Yoooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Cutish let out a very loud scream and began running down the street, hands covering her ears as tight as possible, wishing she could erase what she had seen. She couldn't have known that she would soon be meeting him in the not so distant future.

Chapter 3: Motion Frisbee Hats Are The New Black

What up guys? Hope you guys can still breathe.
I was literally laughing and choking at the same time when I read Q's post. xDD
Chapter 3 is underway!

Seeing the leftover stick of butter on the bench, Lotty lightly leaped onto it, peered at the stick and licked it. She had a pondering look on her face, shrugged, and ate the entire stick of butter.
Seeming unsatisfied, Lotty went a bit further and started to gnaw on the bench itself.
As she was gnawing, she was looking off into the distance as if she were in a trance. However, a movement caught her eye and broke her out of the zone: a dog was about to catch a frisbee.
Lotty squeaked loudly and bolted into the air and pounced onto the dog as he caught the frisbee. The dog yelped in a surprised and helpless way as if crying out "Gah! Help meeeee!"
Lotty curled into a ball with the dog in her arms and rolled at amazing speed after Cutish.

Cutish a good distance ahead was quite sure that she had lost the weird kid that called herself a lightning babeh. Looking back down the sidewalk, the girl was nowhere in sight, so she sat down against the white picket fence.
Lotty then came rolling by swiftly and created a huge dust mound, despite it being a perfectly clean and trimmed suburban sidewalk. As the dust settled, Lotty had quit rolling.
Mid-momentum, she stood up and held the dog out, smiled at it and hugged him to the top of her head. The dog looked incredibly lost and freaked out.
Seeing Cutish, Lotty immediately glomped Cutish with the dog hanging onto Lotty's head for dear life.
"Ahh! What the hell was that for? You're still here? I didn't tell you to go away and leave me the hell alone? Well, go away and leave me the hell alone, kid! Sheesh."
"YES! I'm here! I got a bit lost back there...the butter told me where you went. And I found you now! Yay! Oh, and I found my lost pet, too! See?" Lotty asked as she looked up and motioned towards the dazed canine.
"Er...there are pets in lightning world?" Cutish asked with obvious skepticism in her voice as she gave a disgruntled look towards the dog.
Lotty took the frisbee still lodged in the dog's mouth and began patting Cutish's head with it happily, "'Course noooooooot! He's a dirt doggy!"
"...You mean earth doggy?"
"Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...Can we keep him? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
"Firstly, there is no WE, remember? Just leave ME alone and go back to where YOU came from, okay?"
"But...but...but...Lotty can't go back! I have Cutish to protect now. I have Cutish and doggeh to watch over," she exclaimed in a desperate tone.
Lotty then picked up the dog and pressed her nose against the dog's nose, "You need a name!" she said lovingly.
"Protect? From what?! And God knows how you could protect anything. You look like the kind of pers....creature that would create chaos anywhere she goes!" Cutish said as she grasped her head as if she had a headache.
"But...!"
"No. I have no need of a lightning baby's services, thank you. Please. Just...go away," Cutish said as she closed her eyes and turned her head away.
"D'awwwwwwww. You kinda coooooot when you act mad, Cutish!"
"I'm not acting! Dammit! Go the hell away, you freak! God!"
As Cutish continued to fume, Lotty began to pat Cutish's head again happily with the frisbee, "Akeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. If you needs me, I'll be riiiiight behind youuuuu!!," Lotty gleefully yelled as she squished her way between the picket fence and Cutish's back, grinning so widely that her pearly whites took up the majority of the space on her face.

Chapter 2: Ice burgs!

Q-chan here!!! Second chapter here I come X3

(No wonder my ass always hurts, I keep getting taken aback by strange occurrences and falling on it! And I've never heard of lightning babies, what the hell happens if someone gets struck by lightning? They become pregnant? That's just messed, there's no protection against that! Don't men get struck by lightning more than women? Ooooooooooh that's just...... wrong. Also.... why the hell was I humming when it's sunny out, that shit burns, UV rays and such, I like rainy days, sitting in my house, looking out the window and wishing that it would flood so I could drown my sorrows.......) Cutish thought to herself until the harsh reality of a person on her back talking to her brought her back from this very very very deep thought.

"Are we there yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet?" Lotty whined as she stretched out her arms.

"You don't even know where the hell we're going, in fact, not even I know where we're going, I might actually be plotting a way to either a) pry you off of me and leave you in the middle of some vast desert, b) pry you off of me and leave you in the middle of the ocean on some tiny ass deserted island, or c) pry you off and leave you in the middle of wherever and leave it at that. All this while I keep you distracted with pretty scenery.....pretty scenery of.... houses with white picket fences, and um... fluffy rabbits and.... global warming. Look at those ice burgs melt!"

Lotty's attention span was much too short to register Cutish's reply however, and she was far too hungry to even care about whether she received an answer or not, she was just born after all, the fact she can even talk is a miracle.

"I'M HUNGRY, I WANT CHOCO LOCO ROCO POKO MOCHA LATTE CAPPUCCINO CARAMELLY BUTTERSCOTCH ROCKY ROAD ICE ICE BABY BUBBLEGUM VANILLA MAPLE SYRUP CANDY CANE MINT CHERRY BANANA SPLIT BLUEBERRY SWIRL POCKY CHUNK POP ROCK SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE ICE CREAM!!!!!"

Much to Lotty's surprise, during this long and over exaggerated declaration of hunger and a want for ice cream, Cutish managed to butter herself with a random stick of butter found on a park bench nearby and slipped free of Lotty's grip. She could now be seen booking it down the street, soon to perish around the corner.

Chapter 1: Lightning Babeh

Lotty here. This will be the first chapter of our first story.
Q and I will try to keep stories going for a month max.
If either of us is in the story, we'll be known as Lotty or Q/-Chan/Cutish.
Thanks for reading!
You'll know who wrote this by our intro caption, our font, and possibly the color. (Asides from the obvious writing style).


"A bright sunny morning that would last all day no doubt," Cutish thought to herself as she was walking down the sidewalk while humming a tune. All of a sudden a storm broke out in less than .00000000000001 seconds. Lightning hit the ground directly in front of Cutish and out sprang Lotty!
Cutish was taken aback and landed flat on her butt as she stared up at Lotty in shock and bewilderment.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Lotty screamed as she squatted and in Cutish's face. As Lotty peered even closer to her face, Cutish's eyes twitched and she wiped some saliva off of her face and now wind-kissed hair.
"Who the hell are you?" Cutish asked in a questionable tone.
"Why, I am the babeh of lightning. Are you blind?" Lotty replied innocently.
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuure, now help me up," Cutish offered her hand to Lotty.
As Lotty grabbed it and yanked her up, she looked around.
"Whar are weeeeeeeeeeee? NOW WHAT DO WE DO?" she asked as she looked from left to right numerous times in a super fast pace.
"We're on the sidewalk if you weren't aware of where you landed. Do? There is no we, and you DO what YOU want. Leave me alone whoever you are....baby of lightning or whatever."
"Awwwwww. Noooooo. I'm here to stay!"
"Crap."
"Whaddat?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Okay dokay then!" Lotty shouted happily as she hopped onto Cutish's back and pointed forward towards the horizon line of the sidewalk, "Off we go! Kick off the boardwalk, we're setting sail. Vrooooooooooom!"
"Gah! What the mother of freaking hell do you think you're doing, lady?!" Cutish angrily whined as she tried her best to pry Lotty from her back, but to no avail.

((My quick attempt at drawing the Lightning Babeh. >.<>