Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Argentinean moocow

There was once a legend that spoke of legendary things of great legend. This legendary tale began with a legendary cow that did legendary things. This legendary cow came from a legendary land of many legends. Legends, of legend.

The great legendary Argentinean moocow would seem at first to be your average, ordinary, every day kind of cow, but it's owner, Q-chan, knew it's secret, it's legendary secret. A secret that is only known in this legend. This legend which is about to be told, this very minute, this very second, this very millisecond, this very nanosecond, this very pi to the fourth second... this very legendary second.
Q-chan was working the fields when a man with a cow approached her, offering her the cow for a reasonably low price. However, Q-chan had no need for the cow, she had plenty already and there was no room for a new one. The man persisted, saying that this was no ordinary cow, this cow brings much luck and fortune, and legend. Eventually agreeing, Q-chan took the cow from the man and walked it to the fields wondering what she'll do with such a cow. She looked at it, inspected it, stared at it, poked it, and no matter what she did, it acted like an ordinary cow just grazing along. She shrugged and figured she'd give it a week to see if any actual luck or fortune comes her way.
Later on that day her friend Lotty-chan came over for some salt, and had noticed the extra cow in the fields, so she began to question Q-chan. After everything was explained Lotty-chan nodded her head rather slowly and left as soon as she received her salt.
Q-chan, noticing the "you're stupid for believing him" look as Lotty-chan left, sighed deeply and looked out the window at the cow. She couldn't put her finger on it but there must be some truth behind what the man said, something seemed off about the cow, but what?