*ded* *hack* *cough* *AHEM*
"................................... Okay I wasn't myself back there when I said I'd tag along, I think I'll be leaving now, you guys have fun-" Cutish began to say after observing Rizzo the "sea ninja", when she was suddenly knocked off her feet and landed right on her ass.
"I got ye Rizzo!!!!!!!! Ye bloody sea pidgeon ninja!!!! This shall be ye final battle, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!"
John rushed at Rizzo at full speed, unsheathing his swordfish and racing at Rizzo in a blind fury. His attempts to slay the sea ninja were useless however, the only way to fight fairly with a ninja, is to be a ninja yourself.
Several hours had passed, Cutish now up and watching the fight while rubbing her sore ass, and Lotty sitting beside her, arms and legs crossed, becoming more and more frustrated as the fight was getting nowhere. Her cheeks completely puffed out as she frowned, her entire body soon shaking from the boredom getting to her, until she finally forced herself up and pulled from her pocket a katana.
Within seconds, Rizzo was defeated by Lotty, he was down on his stubby bird knees, wings held up in a praying position, and tears streaming down as he begged for his life. Lotty, holding her threatening position for a while until Rizzo was nearly out of tears, broke the silence with an uplifting giggle and a wide smile spread across her face as she glomped the seagull.
Cutish stood with her mouth agape, Lotty had such a fierce expression, it was entirely out of character, it was as though she were a completely different person. Her title of "lightning baby" wasn't far from being true either, that fight was over within a flash, in fact, Cutish was pretty certain she heard a crackle along with a bright flash the minute Lotty drew her katana.
John, panting and down on all fours, was completely amazed. He was at a loss for words for what seemed ages, until he finally began to let out a deep laugh, soon enough he was on his back rolling around laughing, tears of joy trickling down his face.
"AHHHHHHH HAHAHA Lotty, ye be one heck of a girl!!!! Ye defeated me arch nemesis within mere seconds!!! Aye I be glad ye joined my crew, I'd be stiff as a lifeless board by now if it weren't for ye!"
Lotty, still smothering the seagull, looked at John smiling,
"Aw shucks Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaney!"
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