Thursday, August 13, 2009

Chapter 10: Bird Droppings

Yo, wsup, guys?
SOOOOOO SORRY that it's been a while.
Danika is moving so...Yeah.
And this is not Lotty's post.
This actually is our first guest appearance with a chapter!
Meet Andrew Greminger. [:
Note, he thought that this chapter really wasn't his best work...so don't judge, aiite?
He's one of the most random people I know. :D
Enjoy.
And I'll add onto this next I get a chance which should be soon.
Thanks for keeping up, we love ya'll! <3



Once Lotty was able to calm herself down (and trust me, that takes a while) she ran full force toward John’s pirate ship. Cutish and John proceeded to sprint after in a feeble attempt to keep up with her inconceivable amount of hyperish energy. The good thing was though, if they fell too far behind, Lotty would have to run back to them every so often to make sure she was running in the correct direction of John’s ship. After a good 7 minutes of running, the trio arrived at their destination. John smiled widely and proclaimed,

“So mateys , this here be my ship. The great muskrat of the ocean, The Flying Elephant!”
Danny’s ship stood a good three stories tall and had an 800,000 horsepower V60 engine. The ship very obviously had seen its share of violence and pirate-iness, for it had various scratches and a rather large hole in the front that seemed to be filled with a whale. (Also, let the record show, it looked nothing like an elephant)
Lotty squinted hard, stuck her tongue out, and tilted her head slightly to the side.
“BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT… MR DANEY-JOHN PIRATE MAN SIR!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A PIRATE SHIP??”
“Aye, lassie”
“SOOOOOOooooooooooo… uhm……… WHY DID YOU CALL IT AN ELEPHANT??
“The Flying Elephant be the ships name..”
“OKIE DOKIE!!!”
Cutish blinked rapidly at Lotty’s response and then promptly remembered who she was dealing with and shrugged it off. John led Lotty and Cutish aboard the Flying Elephant.
“All right you two, buckle yourselves in over there and then it’s off fer adventures!”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY ADVENTUREEEEE!!! WEEEEEEEEE” Squealed Lotty.
“woo…..” chimed in Cutish in a feeble attempt to show enthusiasm.
John started the boat, and the three were off to the high seas.
“Okay, listen up you two!” called John “If either of you two scallywags see any sea-ninjas, you be sure to holler. Otherwise we all be dead men…….. and uhh… Women”
“SEA NINJASSSSSSSSS!!! SEA NINJASSSSSSSSSESESES!! I SEE THEM MR. DANEY!!! I SEEEEEES THEM!!!!” screamed Lotty. Cutish looked up toward what Lotty was screaming at. Cutish shook her head and said,
“No……Lotty………those are what we call seaGULLS, not sea-ninjas…. What the fuck is a sea-..” John interrupted, “AHHH SEA-NINJAS!! THEY BE UPPON US! EVERYONE BATTLE STATIONS, THEY BE TRICKY SON OF A BITCHES!!!”
“Okay Seriously..”, said Cuttish “they’re just seagulls!”
“Maybe to the untrained eye, miss… But to those who know better.. there disguise wont fool… They be sea-ninjas alright.. and from the looks of it, they be some of the most dangerous ones around”
One of the seagull(ninjas) landed on the ship. It eyed the three keenly. This seagull seemed different that the rest. It was red and its eyes shown a wicked blue and didn’t seem to ever focus completely, giving the impression that one pupil was always far larger than the other. John took a step back a whispered,
“ARGH.. It is as I feared… Rizzo is among us”

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