Chapter 5: Cow Death Stare

Oh, wai, hi thar.

Yes, you're going to keel me.

SO LONG AGO THAT BRAINDED WAS ESTABLISHED.

HOPEFULLY IT HAS RESURRECTED AND WILL STAY ALIVE.

HOPEFULLY. ]:

Here's Andrew G's long forgotten chapter...

The sun peaked over the hill top, slowly rising up. The animals on Q-Chan’s farm were just beginning to wake from their slumber. The newly purchased cow, however, had not gone to sleep the evening before.. In fact, he still stood in the same spot that Q-Chan and Lotty had left him. The cow stood perfectly still and stared at the front door of Q-Chan’s home, there was an odd glint in the cow’s beady cow-like eyes.
Q-Chan got out of bed and readied herself for the day. She opened the front door and found the cow staring directly at her, looking deeply in her eyes.
“That.. may be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen..”
Q-Chan moved away, but could not shake the feeling that the cow was still watching her. Finally she went over to the cow and examined it. She poked it, it did nothing. She clapped her hands, again the cow did nothing. Q-Chan rested her hand upon the cows head. Seconds later her house was in flames. The cow had shot laser beams out of its eyes. Q-Chan stared at the burning pile of rubble that seconds ago was her home.
“Oh…..shit…….” , Q-Chan squeaked.
“WHY COW?!?! WHY??? WHAT KIND OF DEMON COW ARE YOU???”
The cow mooed happily and stuck out its tongue.
“You.. cow! Stay here, and no more lighting things on fire!”
Q-Chan ran over to Lotty’s house as fast as her legs could carry her.
“The cow shot lasers from its eyes and burned down your house”
“Yeah.. IT IS A DEMON”
“Right.. and I’m George Fucking Washington”
“Just come with me, kayyyy?”
“ Fine..”
Q-Chan brought Lotty back to her farm to expect the cow.
‘’IT IS SOME SORT OF DEMON, LOTTY!! LOOK INTO ITS EYES!! WAIT, NOO! DON’T DO THAT! IT WILL LIGHT YOU ON FIYA!!”
“ I… Think you have gone insane.. and WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!”
“….Sorry… but ..bu…t.. the cow.. it shoots lazzarrrs.. from… its eyes”, Q-chan said while pretending to shoot lasers from her own eyes.
“I also fly.”
“WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT??!”, both Lotty and Q-chan screamed .
The cow mooed happily, then proceeded to charge at both Lotty and Q-chan and flipped them both onto his back. Flames shot out of the cows backside and it was soon airborne.
“Moooooo! Of we head to Isle del Calcetines del Muertes!