Chapter 4: Yo Ho

About to give up on life, Cutish let out a very deep sigh and got up to walk sorrowfully down the street without a destination. However, the dark cloud that was slowly growing inside her mind was halted as a peculiar person stepped out onto the side walk several feet away. Cutish glanced at this man for a second, let out another deep sigh and was about to cross the street so that she may stay as far away from him as possible when Lotty accidentally tripped and fell into her.

Cutish was quick to bellow a "GODDAMMIT WOMAN!!!" as she fell flat on her face, and a Lotty followed landing on her ass.

"OOOOOOOOOOOooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow"

*deep breath* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow"

*deep breath* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooowowowowowowowowowowowowow-" Lotty repeated as tears began to form and stream down her face, gripping onto the dog who was surely more uncomfortable than Lotty now, squirming to get free.

"What the hell, you know I'm the one who should be crying, dammit go away and leave me alone!!! This is cruddy as hell protection if you ask me, I'm no fan of irony either!"

Cutish was preparing herself to spout more insults when she noticed a movement from the corner of her eye, and took in a deep breath instead for what was coming. But as soon as it came, it had already passed, the man she saw walked by whistling a merry tune, taking no notice of what just happened. Cutish stared at him as he became more and more distant, letting out the breath she had taken in. She was glad that he didn't stop to help, and began pulling herself up. Lotty still oooooowing while drowning the dog in her tears opened her eyes slightly and looked in the direction the man was traveling. Suddenly she let out a squeak, dropped the dog, and pounced onto Cutish's back.

"AFTER HIM!!!!! FULL THROTTLE!!! SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GOOOO!!!!! ANDALE ANDALE!!! ummmmmmmm......please?"

"No"

"But!!!"

"No"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"But-"

"NO"

"..."

"GET OFF OF MY BACK!!!!!"

Lotty gladly hopped off, her arms were longing for the dog anyways, though it was long gone from their current position. She began to look around for it, pausing a moment to glance at the man who was now just a tiny dot in the distance. She got a huge smirk on her face and began to chant a song while skipping around Cutish.

"Yoooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Cutish let out a very loud scream and began running down the street, hands covering her ears as tight as possible, wishing she could erase what she had seen. She couldn't have known that she would soon be meeting him in the not so distant future.