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Just then Cutish's cellphone began to buzz, she answered it and heard a rather frantic voice on the other end.
"WHERE ARE YOU!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!???? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!!!" Cutish's mother roared.
She glanced at her watch after hanging up and saw that it was in fact very late, 9 pm in fact, hell, even the street lights were on and the stars were out shining bright, who'd have thought? Cutish let out a sigh of relief as Lotty was still bouncing, turned around and began her trip back home, excitement building up now that she can finally ditch Lotty. There's no way her mother would let such a freak of a kid in the house, you see?
"WHO WAS THAAAAAAAT????? WHERE YOU GOOOOIN????? Are we gonna play more hide-n-go seek!? YAY!!!! First, can we get jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell-o? HEY Jello makes me think of J-Lo!!! She's pretty, I wonder if she tastes like Jello though....... if she were jello, what flavor would she be???? What flavor would I be?????"
"Some kind of sour lemon jello.... because you'd look so innocent, people might guess you were banana flavored but then BAM they'll regret they took a bite...."
"WOW YOU'RE SO AWESOME!!!!! I think your flavor would beeeeeeeeee............... hmmmmmmmmm........ strawberry!!!! Because EVERYONE loves strawberry!"
Cutish blushed a little after Lotty's sweet statement, she refused to let her see it though, instead she shook her head and picked up the pace.
"And Doggy would taste like..... grass!!!! Hahahahahahaha Doggies love grass right? Yes chu doooooooooo!" Lotty continued as she nuzzled the dog again.
Time passed by as the group trekked on until Cutish finally arrived home, without a single word she stepped inside and shut the door in Lotty's face. Unfazed by this, Lotty rang the doorbell and patiently waited for the door to reopen. She stood there for a few minutes, rang the doorbell again, waited, rang it yet again, waited, rang and so on until the door flung open with a furious Cutish staring at her.
"GO AWAY!!!" Cutish screamed then slammed it yet again in Lotty's face.
"...."
*ding-dong*
This time however, Lotty was not greeted by Cutish, it was a much older woman, she wore a very puzzled look on her face and stared at Lotty for a moment, then opened her mouth to speak.
"Who might you be deary?"
"My name is Lotty ma'am, I'm a lightning baby!!! I just met Cutish for the first time today too, we're the bestest of best buds for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!!"
"Ah I see, well shouldn't you be heading home? Your parents must be very worried!"
"Oh I don't have a home ma'am!"
Shocked by this reply, Cutish's mother rushed Lotty in and bustled to set up a mattress in Cutish's room. Lotty, still holding on to the dog beamed at a horrified Cutish, who hastily ran into the bathroom and stared at a razor for what seemed ages. With a deep sigh Cutish returned and sat on the couch in the living room, soon joined by Lotty. Several minutes passed until Cutish's mother returned from making the bed and asked Lotty if she was hungry. An excited Lotty bounced off the couch and exclaimed "JELLO!!!!!!!!"
Amazed by the amount of energy pouring out of Lotty, Cutish's mother moved to the kitchen and searched the pantry for a Jello box. One was left, strawberry too, and she had Lotty come in to choose the container to make it in. Lotty returned to the couch afterwards and grabbed the dog, squeezing it tight before setting it up as a pillow to lean on. Cutish, slowly but surely inching away from Lotty, turned on the TV and began browsing the channels, leaving it on one that was playing the movie 'Bram Stoker's Dracula.'
Completely absorbed, not a single movement was made by anyone except by Cutish's mother who came out with a plate. On it, was Jello in the shape of a large heart.
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