Thursday, July 23, 2009

Chapter 5: Bouncy Boppity Boo

Yo, kids. I hope ya'll are enjoying the story thus far.
Do I seriously need to remind you guys that the format for blogspot is that you read from BOTTOM UP?
I guess I do...since a good number of people have gotten confused. Then I say that. Then it makes sense.
Er...I guess it's only natural for us to read from Up-bottom, but c'mon. If it doesn't make sense....
And this is Chapter 4!

"...a pirate's life for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lotty finished the song with great volume and elongation that seemed to make the ground shake.
Due to the extreme motions, the dog began to vibrate out of his hiding spot from behind a tree. Upon seeing him, Lotty squeaked, "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEE!" and ran after him.
The dog seeing her come towards him with arms wide open perked up his ears, bugged his eyes, and began to bolt the same direction Cutish went.
"NONONONONONONONONONO! Come back, doggeh!"
Lotty stopped in place for a second and watched him run after Cutish. Her face saddened and tears outlined her eyes.
"Oh, wait...I got thiiiiiiiiiiis. Noooooo problemo," she said as she pulled a pogo stick out of her back pocket.
Lotty got on and slowly started to hop; as she gained momentum, her bounces grew higher and higher.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OFF WE GOOOO!....Oh, Doggy, you fell behiiiiind!" she said looking down and behind her.
She turned around and once she hit the ground, she grabbed the dog, put him on her head and began bouncing once more after Cutish.
The dog rolled his eyes and wrapped his paws around her neck, steadily growing used to this weird kid.
As they bounced together, the speed they were going caused great forces of wind against them, so much so that both of them had water coming out of their eyes.
When a few of Lotty's tears fell off of her face, it kept whacking the dog's face.
The first couple of times, the dog was taken by surprise and yelped.
Lotty looked back at him and laughed, completely oblivious to her tears hitting him.
As the tears kept hitting him, the dog looked very upset and began to softly growl.
Cutish once again finished running and was now at a decent pace down the road. She kept on looking around on the lookout for Lotty and the mysterious man.
She thought that she kept hearing a noise, but everytime she looked back, there was nothing there. Cutish kept shrugging it off, but she had this gut feeling that it had SOMETHING to do with that nutty kid.
Lo and behold, Lotty and the dog came bounding on a pogo stick and bounced in place right in front of her.
There, Lotty was beaming while still bouncing on the pogo stick, the dog still holding on with great difficulty.
"Tee hee! I like this hide-n-go seek game you came up with, Cutish!! It's so much fun. And Doggy here seems to be enjoying it too, right Doggy?"
The dog snorted in reply.
Cutish kept staring at the misfit child and raised her eyebrow.
"I see you found the dog again. Unfortunate for him though. Where the hell'd you get that pogo stick...?"
"Uhm..............................I'm not exactly sure. But, it's been incredibly useful to catch up to you! Or else I'd have legs of steel! Not of nummy Jell-O!"
"Wait, what? No, don't answer that."
"I love Jell-O. Do you love Jell-O? Does Doggy love Jell-O? I love Jell-O. Yes, I do. Jell-O, Jell-O, Jell-O, Jell-O. Jell-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-O. Nummy nummy J-E-L-L-O-O-O! Jell-O!"
"...Come on, stupid. Let's go then," Cutish replied in a low tone as she shook her head.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! We're off to see the Jell-O Wizard! The wonderful wizard creator of Jell-OOOOO! Da bum ba da da duh dum da da dum da dum dee da dum!" Lotty sang quite loudly as she began bouncing with the dog once more down the road a safe distance in front of Cutish.

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